A man ties up his horse, goes into a bar, drinks some whiskey, goes outside. He sees that his horse is gone, so he goes back inside, he yells out
"NOW MY HORSE IS GONE AND I WANT IT BACK BY THE TIME I GET ANOTHER DRINK, CAUSE I DONT...WANT... TO DO... WHAT I DID IN TEXAS!!
He gets another drink, goes back outside, his horse is back, the bartender runs out and says, wait what did you do in Texas. He says, well sir, I had to walk home.