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CVFSchurchrat

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Jokes
« on: December 03, 2015, 10:21:35 AM »
This is just a teaser-

Post any jokes that you find funny down below.

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If you find anything offensive let me know and i will take a look at removing it apart from that let the creativity flow free!

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2015, 10:28:01 AM »
The Barber Shop

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.

"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"

The boy licked his cone and replied:

"Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!"



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Re: Jokes
« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2015, 03:22:35 AM »
A man ties up his horse, goes into a bar, drinks some whiskey, goes outside. He sees that his horse is gone, so he goes back inside, he yells out

"NOW MY HORSE IS GONE AND I WANT IT BACK BY THE TIME I GET ANOTHER DRINK, CAUSE I DONT...WANT... TO DO... WHAT I DID IN TEXAS!!

He gets another drink, goes back outside, his horse is back, the bartender runs out and says, wait what did you do in Texas. He says, well sir, I had to walk home.
« Last Edit: December 08, 2015, 03:26:32 AM by EmpressKuroki »

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2016, 08:08:51 PM »
Famous Bitcoin Jokes,

"We'll start shipping in two weeks."
 :D

How many miners does it take to change a light buld? A million and one! One miners to change it a million miners to determine who gets to do it.

:)

How did the bitcoiner get on the sex offenders registry ?

He touched a miner.

:D

What kind of car will you never see a bitcoiner driving? A fiat Panda

:)